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Part Two- The End

Captain’s Log.

4 min readJul 13, 2021

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Part Two- The End

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#30-Artificial Intelligence leaked Covid-19 (Part One)

Siri makes me have manners. She adheres to the whole “look at me when I’m talking to you!” philosophy. If I don’t look at her, she won’t…

6 min readJun 18, 2021

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#30-Artificial Intelligence leaked Covid-19 (Part One)

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Random Side Quest #4-The Horrible and Hilarious Hypocrisy of Hyperbole

(Hella Humorous Hamsters Have Hollered about this for Hours)

3 min readMay 19, 2021

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Random Side Quest #4-The Horrible and Hilarious Hypocrisy of Hyperbole

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#29- The Dumbass Diaries

Rant-man frequently tells me that sober is an acronym for:

3 min readMay 6, 2021

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#29- The Dumbass Diaries

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#28-Shut up, Stephen Colbert. You’re gonna ruin it for the rest of us!!

Dwayne Johnson would make the perfect President, the one that actually brings us together as a nation. Because, seriously, who DOESN’T love…

4 min readApr 19, 2021

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#28-Shut up, Stephen Colbert. You’re gonna ruin it for the rest of us!!

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#27-Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

I think I found it today, reader. I think I found the purpose of life. For real, this time.

3 min readApr 12, 2021

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#27-Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

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#26-Of course I accept all of your cookies 🍪. What am I, some kind of monster??!!

A friend of mine had a funny saying and picture in the bathroom of his studio apartment in 2001 that went like this: “Confucius say: he who…

3 min readMar 29, 2021

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#26-Of course I accept all of your cookies 🍪. What am I, some kind of monster??!!

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Side Quest with a Side Guest: Introducing RANT-MAN

Oh boy, do I have a treat for you, reader.

3 min readMar 15, 2021

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Side Quest with a Side Guest: Introducing RANT-MAN

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#25- What is the Fulcrum Point of the Rage Quit?

I’m gonna be real nice and save you $$hundreds of dollars$$ you would otherwise invest in a business training workshop (of which, I have…

3 min readMar 1, 2021

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#25- What is the Fulcrum Point of the Rage Quit?

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DAMNITT, ELON!

I was feeling all high and mighty with my “billionaires implanting people with microchips is bullshit” viewpoint and here you go and…

3 min readFeb 22, 2021

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DAMNITT, ELON!

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HBITBT

HBITBT

I’m a very important executive by day, and a whimsical mama with two kiddos, an awesome husband, and some dogs by night. Read my blog at www.hbitbt.com

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