HBITBT#30-Artificial Intelligence leaked Covid-19 (Part One)Siri makes me have manners. She adheres to the whole “look at me when I’m talking to you!” philosophy. If I don’t look at her, she won’t…6 min read·Jun 18, 2021----
HBITBTRandom Side Quest #4-The Horrible and Hilarious Hypocrisy of Hyperbole(Hella Humorous Hamsters Have Hollered about this for Hours)3 min read·May 19, 2021----
HBITBT#29- The Dumbass DiariesRant-man frequently tells me that sober is an acronym for:3 min read·May 6, 2021----
HBITBT#28-Shut up, Stephen Colbert. You’re gonna ruin it for the rest of us!!Dwayne Johnson would make the perfect President, the one that actually brings us together as a nation. Because, seriously, who DOESN’T love…4 min read·Apr 19, 2021----
HBITBT#27-Abstinence makes the heart grow fonderI think I found it today, reader. I think I found the purpose of life. For real, this time.3 min read·Apr 12, 2021----
HBITBT#26-Of course I accept all of your cookies 🍪. What am I, some kind of monster??!!A friend of mine had a funny saying and picture in the bathroom of his studio apartment in 2001 that went like this: “Confucius say: he who…3 min read·Mar 29, 2021----
HBITBTSide Quest with a Side Guest: Introducing RANT-MANOh boy, do I have a treat for you, reader.3 min read·Mar 15, 2021----
HBITBT#25- What is the Fulcrum Point of the Rage Quit?I’m gonna be real nice and save you $$hundreds of dollars$$ you would otherwise invest in a business training workshop (of which, I have…3 min read·Mar 1, 2021----
HBITBTDAMNITT, ELON!I was feeling all high and mighty with my “billionaires implanting people with microchips is bullshit” viewpoint and here you go and…3 min read·Feb 22, 2021----